Top 10 Comfort Essentials For Studying

By: Einstein, Edison & Siegfried

WARNING: Not recommended for those with a limited income. Inspired by the film Richie Rich

For most, studying can be seen as the be all end all for students. Reading, writing, and notes can seem stressful and aggravating. The list below can be thought of as the essentials for successful studying. This allows the body and mind to relax from the pressures of finals and learn to one’s full potential.

1. Electric Massage Chair

For maximum comfort when reading or writing.

2. Work Space

This big desk is high quality cedar with drawers for papers, texts, and plenty of room for other supplies. Plenty of work space on top.

3. Flat Screen Computer

This is a high speed computer with Internet access and writing programs for projects (spellcheck, grammar check etc.) printer, scanner, Pentium 4 processor.

4. Food Court & James

This food court will supply you with any food you would like. James of course is the British butler who is always willing to serve (and fun to look at)

5. Einstein Tutoring

A tutor who can help with all subjects. Preferably from Einstein’s family tree.

6. Air Conditioning/ Fireplace Heating

For those who like to keep cool or warm, this is easily adjustable to any student’s needs.

7. Registered Massage Therapist

This therapist is for complete relaxation on study breaks. Completely registered in this field of work after retiring early from her previous modeling career.

8. Trampoline Floor

This is another stress reliever for study breaks. *No eating on floor while bouncing!

9. Classical Music

Listening to classical music stimulates and educates the brain.

10. Bookshelf of Encyclopedias

This is a small library full of books for references, magazines and research.